Know Your Coffee
- a users guide
- a beginners guide
- an amateurs guide
- a learners guide
- a novice guide
- a rookies guide
Coffee Shops. How not to sound like a moron.
How not to sound like an idiot.
How not to sound like a fool.
Don't make yourself look like a fool.
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Make sure you don't sound like a fool.
Avoid making yourself look like a fool.
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An idiots guide to coffee.
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A fools guide to ordering a coffee.
How to order a coffee without looking like an idiot.
How to order a coffee without sounding like a fool.
Coffee Guide. Know how to order a coffee without sounding like a fool.
Know how to order your coffee without sounding like a fool.
Know how to order your perfect coffee without sounding like a fool.
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Not everyone knows what it is they're actually talking about when it comes to ordering a coffee, but we do.
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There's nothing worse than having absolutely no idea what it is you're actually asking for when it comes to ordering a coffee and ending up with something you didn't even want in the first place.
When did ordering a coffee get so complicated?
Unriddle.
Coffee digest.
Digest coffee.
Grasp coffee.
Can I help you?
Not everyone knows what it is they're actually talking about when it comes to ordering a coffee, but we do.
You might not know what you're talking about when ordering a coffee, but we do.
There's nothing worse than having absolutely no idea what it is you're actually asking for when it comes to ordering a coffee and ending up with something you didn't even want in the first place.
When did ordering a coffee get so complicated?
- Your ultimate guide to understanding what the hell we’re talking about.
- Our guide to help you understand what it is you’re actually ordering.
- You might not know what you’re talking about, but we do.
- There’s nothing worse than standing in a queue and having absolutely no idea what it is you’re actually ordering.
- This book will help you to order exactly what it is you want - not what you think you want.
- Don’t be that person who stands in the queue and has absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.
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- Use this guide to help make sure you order what it is you’re actually wanting.
- There’s nothing worse than ordering a coffee thinking that it’s one thing, and it turns out to be something completely different.
- It's busy, there's a queue and you have absolutely no idea what you're actually ordering.
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